SITUATIONAL COMEDY by Benjamin King


Family Ties


Slice and dice the mandarins, pineapple, coconut, pear, bananas, strawberries, pecans, and apple and place in a bowl. Mix in two parts plain yoghurt and one part sweetened whipped cream. Add maraschino cherries and miniature marshmallows. Stir until gloopy and then refrigerate for three to five hours. Serve chilled. Do we have to go to your mum's house for Christmas this year?



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